house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

May the next few months be a period of great transformation for you.
If you’re going to date someone, you arent just dating their sweet side, you’re also dating their mood swings, their bad moods, their good moods, when they arent being themselves for weeks on end. You’re also dating everything else they have to offer
You politely asked to take a walk with me,
I would’ve married you there underneath the trees
My mom is 60 years old and doesn’t believe she’s STUNNING. So I took these pics to remind her she still got it 😏 #blackout
Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen.